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Footy Repair: The Dees are as busted as Petracca’s ribs

June 10, 2024
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Melbourne’s loss to Fremantle final week stands alone because the Demons’ worst loss since their time as premiership contenders started in 2021.

By comparability, their 38-point defeat by the hands of Collingwood on King’s Birthday wasn’t anyplace close to as unhealthy – however when you bleed pink and blue, there’s each probability this one was much more disheartening.

This was a loss so deflating, so irritating, so totally indicative of all the things going incorrect with the Dees in the meanwhile and all the things that was already incorrect with them even once they have been correctly good, that it would as effectively have signalled to the remainder of the AFL that Melbourne is over.

tenth on the ladder, having sat within the prime 4 only a month in the past, the Dees face an almighty battle to a lot as make finals, by no means thoughts win one for the primary time for the reason that 2021 grand closing. And the best way they’re taking part in, this doesn’t strike as a group up for that problem, or one able to dealing with it even when they have been.

This was a match that the Demons merely needed to win heading in – not simply to redeem themselves from their Alice Springs obliteration, but in addition just because a Magpies group and not using a rating of their greatest gamers, in comparison with simply Jake Lever and, when you’re being actually beneficiant, Jake Melksham, was about as weak as a reigning premier ever will get.

So how did they reply? By kicking abysmally for objective, as per traditional. By spurning probability after probability to make one thing of their inside 50s, as per traditional. By getting ripped aside by speedy ball motion from a midfield far much less spectacular on paper however boasting leg velocity away from the competition that the likes of Clayton Oliver and Jack Viney simply can’t match. As per traditional.

The Dees’ goalkicking was the most important missed alternative in footy on a day when Tom Morris’ X account was hacked just for the hacker to be a homophobe as a substitute of posting one thing really humorous.

It might be straightforward to argue that that inaccuracy made them unfortunate to lose by as a lot as they did, ending with simply three fewer inside 50s and with extra photographs – and simply two factors behind on the anticipated scores metric, too.

However when that is the norm for the final 18 months then it turns into a cop-out to counsel it was expensive right here: the Dees as a rule kick terribly in a means that that metric doesn’t have in mind, and the final consensus out of their sprayed set photographs and wild snaps within the first quarter particularly was that it was classic Melbourne.

On prime of that, even the strengths are starting to fade: Lever’s absence isn’t excellent, however the Dees’ miserly rocks behind the ball would have been capable of cowl for him in 2021 or 2022.

Now, the Dees are leaking like a sieve, particularly at floor stage. It’s unbelievable how shortly a seemingly watertight construction when the ball is in mid-air crumbles when the footy hits the turf, how shortly the likes of Trent Rivers, Blake Howes and Jake Bowey look out of their depth towards even probably the most inexperienced smalls if Steven Could can’t pull down an intercept mark and save their bacon.

The above video is simply probably the most egregious instance out of King’s Birthday: the sight of a number of Demons flying for a similar ball, spoiling each other, and leaving Pies in every single place free at floor stage was a farcically widespread one.

Simply as embarrassing have been the identification of the goal-scorers: for the second week in a row, it wasn’t as if the Dees have been getting a rating kicked on them by Charlie Curnow or Jake Waterman or Charlie Cameron.

Harvey Harrison, a nice creating teen who has eight objectives in ten profession video games, bagged three opportunist majors feasting on the bottom balls the Dees made a hash of neutralising. Aerially, Nathan Kreuger, greatest recognized for having didn’t run out about three-quarters of his profession AFL video games, dobbed three, sufficient of them against Could to be correctly alarming. And Will Hoskin-Elliott, getting back from harm and thrown deep ahead away from his 2024 position up the bottom as a result of actually who the hell else did Craig McRae need to play there, managed two to bookend the primary half.

That trio made the Dees’ long-held justification for his or her ahead line woes attributable to lack of high quality choices look all of the extra hole: in Jacob van Rooyen, Kysaiah Pickett and Bayley Fritsch, probably the most proficient three forwards on the sector have been carrying pink and blue.

The latter two, although, have been chargeable for the majority of the errant kicking, with Fritsch all however invisible till the final quarter and wayward when he lastly rocked up.

Van Rooyen was a shining mild and had most likely his greatest recreation as he often obtained out the again of the Magpies’ defence, and attempting one thing comparable within the weeks to come back moderately than reverting to bombing lengthy aimless balls his means and anticipating him to do one thing past his years is the best way to go.

In midfield, Clayton Oliver is wanting correctly washed: for all his efforts to affect the competition after Christian Petracca’s harm, he’s removed from the clearance-winning brute he was even 12 months in the past. Instantly against him at many a stoppage, Jack Crisp gained the Neale Daniher Trophy by constantly outrunning and outhunting him, exhibiting off velocity and penetration, with 579 metres gained, Oliver merely couldn’t match.

By full time, the Pies lead the clearance depend by 10 and the centre clearances by eight – an exceptional quantity for a Scott Pendlebury, Jordan De Goey-less on ball brigade towards Viney and Oliver, even with Petracca out with that nasty rib harm.

In transition, leg velocity as a complete is a major problem for the Dees.

The Pies ripped them to items on turnover as a result of man to man they weren’t fast sufficient to run down the pacy Collingwood runners up the bottom, whereas forward of the ball their defensive construction was far too sluggish to get in place with the ball coming at them as maniacally because it did.

Damningly, all that occurred regardless of the Dees’ second win of the day, alongside van Rooyen: Alex Neal-Bullen’s excellent tagging job on Nick Daicos, decreasing the Pies’ greatest participant to fifteen disposals, practically all of them on the within at stoppages, and hardly any affect in any respect on open play.

{That a} tag of this type is a rarity for Goodwin’s Demons form of sums up my level: it’s time for Melbourne to strive one thing new earlier than it’s too late and a group nonetheless excessive on expertise topples fully off the sting, which it can if the good Max Gawn, once more comfortably the Dees’ greatest, reaches the cliff.

Possibly which means spinning the magnets: put Pickett in as a everlasting beginning on-baller with directions to do as Izak Rankine has performed for Adelaide and fear solely about being an attacking power. Or perhaps try this with Kade Chandler, whose underrated hardness and cleanliness with ball in hand may see him be a Sam Durham-type across the footy. Christian Salem, too, could be an actual asset as a everlasting on-baller, or perhaps in a Harry Sheezel-like forward-mid position as a substitute of at half-back, together with his lovely abilities and rangy, loping tempo.

In assault, there is sufficient to work with in van Rooyen and co. that the Dees mustered a greater than respectable 13 marks inside 50, yet one more than the Magpies: however going inside 50, perhaps it’s time to be braver and kick in direction of the central hall moderately than honouring results in the pockets, the place set shot kicking is harder – until in fact you’re Darcy Cameron.

Transferring the ball faster would additionally go away the 50 much less clogged up, which is an enormous purpose why the Pies have been extremely correct on the counterattack and with their snaps. Pickett being across the ball on a everlasting foundation will surely assist obtain that.

Then, when you’re actually determined, why not strive Could as a ahead? Sure, it smacks of desperation and could be actually left-field, however in the meanwhile Harrison Petty is wanting whole out of his depth as a tall marking possibility, on the reverse finish of the bottom to the place he made his title as a promising younger key again.

Could is 32, and much nearer to the top than the start: the way forward for the Dees’ defence is Petty and to a lesser extent Lever. I’m undecided what the purpose is of taking part in Tom McDonald as a key defender forward of him, given Kreuger was nonetheless capable of lower via for 3 objectives and Petty’s contributions in assault have at occasions been painful.

Possibly the reply is extra to do with construction: arrange the midfield for faster spreads from the competition, which might imply having Ed Langdon and Caleb Windsor pushing proper up at stoppages moderately than completely holding their width. Or to prioritise overlap run popping out of half-back moderately than secure, stodgy ball motion to clear the hazard space however do little to assault until a evident gap opens up.

The Demons of 2024 have made modifications, however they’ve been minimal: that is nonetheless a defence-first group, nonetheless a group whose midfield focus is on profitable the exhausting ball over getting it to the skin, nonetheless a group that has no thought what its ahead line ought to seem like and learn how to greatest use the expertise it has.

If nothing modifications, the Dees will nonetheless beat the nice sides, nonetheless be woefully proven up by the higher ones, and in the event that they do scrape into September they’ll most likely lose once more even when they’re the higher aspect on the night time.

Throwing the whiteboard within the bin and beginning once more from scratch is the last-ditch transfer of the actually determined: but when the prospect of a season, and a premiership window, gurgling down the drain doesn’t make Goodwin determined sufficient, then what on earth would?



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