Mad Monday with Brisneyland Native #39: Right here’s Take a look at Rugby.


Because the title suggests, the weekend’s assessments had lots of Clunk Eastwood about them. There was the nice, the unhealthy, and, within the Wallabies case, the ugly. The distinction was essentially evident having simply watched the All Blacks and England. However hey, it’s worldwide take a look at rugby interval, so I received’t complain an excessive amount of.

The ladies’s sport wasn’t accomplished whereas penning this so will depart that till Tuesday’s information. Additionally, if I watched one other match I reckon I’d’ve ended up divorced.

So, let’s pour into the video games, do a mini-review, after which talk about the Wallabies and their efficiency. So strap your self in, seize a giant cup of you realize what ☕, and let’s get it on.

Worldwide Exams

Italy 36 defeated Tonga 14

The Azzurri chalked up a useful win with a 36-14 victory over Tonga in Nuku’alofa on Friday as they recovered from an surprising loss to Samoa throughout their Pacific vacation, er, tour. Their fashionable flyhalf, Paolo Garbisi, iced the victory with a 14-point night. This included a candy little attempt amongst Italy’s 5 attempt haul.

The win acquired Italy again to a victorious mindset after blowing it out of their arse to Samoa in a 33-25 defeat. The Azzurri drew first blood when their flying winger, Jacopo Trulla, scored the primary attempt. Italy maintained the screws on the Pacific Islanders with a peach of a pick-and-go that noticed Monty Ioane cross for a transformed attempt to take Italy to a 15-0 lead at oranges.

Each groups got here out of the sheds fired up but it surely was Tonga’s Viliami Taulani who gave their devoted one thing to cheer for by bagging a close-range attempt simply after the break. Nonetheless, as quickly as that occurred, the Azzurri returned fireplace with Michele Lamaro touching down for a candy little meat pie. To not be outdone, Garbisi, after changing Lamaro’s attempt, grabbed one himself.

Tonga tried desperately to forge their means again into the sport with Fetuli Paea scoring, however after that, their self-discipline went to 💩. Tau Koloamatangi already on the receiving finish of some 🧀, the referee lastly misplaced his cool with Tonga’s incapacity to scrum and awarded Italy a penalty attempt to shut out the sport.

This victory has boosted Italy into the highest ten world rankings. Italy is off to Nipponville subsequent weekend to face Japan, the place they’ve to contemplate themselves a crimson sizzling likelihood with Eddie dragging the Courageous Blossoms down the bathroom. As for Tonga, they get an opportunity to redeem themselves in opposition to Spain subsequent weekend.

Scotland 42 defeated USA 7

That magical South African, oops Scotsman, Duhan van der Merwe, scored a record-equalling twenty seventh worldwide attempt as Scotland gave the USA a 42-7 touch-up on Friday. van der Merwe opened Scotland’s try-scoring in what was a technique visitors at Audi Area in Washington D.C. His attempt noticed him draw degree with Stuart Hogg as Scotland’s file attempt scorer in worldwide rugby.

Ewan Ashman, nonetheless, blew van der Merwe away within the try-scoring division, with the hooker grabbing a primary half hat trick. All of those tries have been on the again finish of rolling mauls, with Scotland utilizing its lineout and rolling maul to point out the People how the sport is performed.

The American Eagles lastly bothered the scorekeeper, with Tommaso Boni crossing for a pleasant little attempt, and after one other Ashman attempt for Scotland, the primary half drew to a detailed with the Haggis eaters up 28-7. The US defence was a lot improved within the second half however Scotland’s George Horne and Matt Fagerson have been nonetheless in a position to cross for meat pies. And that completed out the kilt wearers’ punishment of the Seppos.

New Zealand 24 defeated England 17

The Darkness have gone up 2-0 over the Cleaning soap Dodgers for the Hillary Protect, profitable 24-17 in Auckland on Saturday night time in one in all this 12 months’s most thrilling take a look at matches. The sport began off at a blistering tempo, with either side going laborious on assault, and as with the final encounter the Cleaning soap Dodgers managed to steer within the second half, solely to have the Sheep Lovers come again and take the sport away from them.

The primary half was a blistering 40 minutes of rugby with either side not scared to throw the ball round. The Kiwis this time had adjusted to the push defence higher and faster than final week, however their errors each pressured and unforced price them.

The English have been up 17-13 with lower than 20 minutes left on the clock and momentum of their favour. Maro Itoje was simply staggering in his herculean efforts to try to get England over the road. However they simply appeared to expire of puff.

They have been main 17-13 going into the final quarter after first-half tries by wings Immanuel Feyi-Waboso and Tommy Freeman, and so they had the All Blacks wobbling. Itoje was magnificent, and a number of England gamers together with Ben Earl and Jamie George gave it their all. However alas it was to not be.

Just like the earlier sport they have been denied a victory by a semi-controversial resolution. However after a TMO evaluate, Nic Berry (who had a superb sport with the whistle as a impartial watching the sport) requested for a confirmed evaluate, obstruction was confirmed and the Poms have been denied a attempt that may have tied the sport.

The Poms definitely performed an intense sport and left nothing on the bench and actually do have to be counseled for his or her efforts. They’ve definitely improved beneath Steve Borthwick from the basket case they have been left beneath the Eddie ‘most hated man in Australian rugby’ Jones period. The Kiwis then again are nonetheless wanting like a staff that’s scuffling with new mixtures, a couple of accidents in key slots, a brand new teaching set-up and a scarcity of preparation time, but nonetheless discover a strategy to be the All Blacks and pull off a victory. Luggage not going through them within the Rugby Championships.

Eire 25 defeated South Africa 24

In an absolute nail-biter of a match, the numbers 1 and a pair of groups went at it once more with the Paddies grabbing an absolute clincher of a victory 25-24 by way of a drop purpose win over the Dutch Dust Farmers in Durban on Sunday morning. The win got here by way of two drop objectives from backup fly half Ciaran Frawley to close out a hard-charging Bokke, who have been coming house laborious with a moist sail.

The Paddies have been in a position to go to oranges up by 10 factors and would have been pleased with their lead from some good play, seeming to have the ability to management and maintain out the Saffa pack. The DDFs didn’t have a superb first half shedding mercurial Willie le Roux with an HIA. But it surely didn’t cease them coming on the Guinness lovers laborious. Primarily by essentially the most ferocious second rower to play the sport, Eben Etzebeth ,smashing laborious into the Paddies, in a brutal show.

The back-and-forth of the second half was a terrific sport of rugby, with no matter our favorite lunatic of the teaching selection, Rassie Erasmus, sprayed on the Springboks working, with the 2 groups pushing themselves to the max. However the Irish simply appeared to be getting the higher of the kicking duel. However this was countered by the Saffas utilizing their boerewors consuming pack to realize two scrum penalties which acquired them again into the sport.

The onslaught of the Bokke, and Pollard consistently with the ability to put 3 factors on the board, took them to a 24-19 lead. In some way the Irish managed to remain within the sport, and within the dying minutes launched an attacking raid. The Bokke held them up however Frawley was in a position to slot a peach of a drop purpose to get them inside three factors. Again at it by each groups, however possession with the Irish Frawley once more stepped up and on the hooter slotted one other drop purpose to take out the match and draw the collection 1-1.

A brutal and bruising sport that simply additional highlighted to me that the Wobs have a good bit of labor to do earlier than the Rugby Championships.

Argentina 33 defeated France 25

Effectively every week after being given a little bit of touch-up by a Froggy B staff, the FISMs acquired some revenge and handed one again to the cheese consuming give up monkeys with a 33-25 victory.

The French staff have been with out plenty of gamers who have been within the naughty books on alleged prices of racism, some on sexual assault and battery, and a few who’re simply off to the Olympics. Oh expensive! The Argies then again had Pablo Matera working out for his one hundredth cap. The Frogs started moderately slowly, with the FISMs controlling possession. The Argies maintained this strain to dominate till halftime with a lead of 21-10 at oranges.

Galthie will need to have launched a little bit of a sprig within the sheds, because the French got here out wanting much better within the second half. However, alas, it wasn;t sufficient, with the FISMs managing to take the choccies.

The Wallabies

Wallabies 36 defeated Wales 28

Fiji-born, and former soccer goalkeeper, Filipo Duagunu, ran out in a person of the match efficiency scoring two tries to assist the Wallabies in scoring their second successive victory over the Northern Hemisphere Sheep 🐑Shaggers.

RAWF put up a terrific match evaluate right here.

As talked about within the title, there have been a couple of good assessments this weekend, a couple of unhealthy, and this sport was ugly. The Wallabies managed to ship yet one more ugly victory, but it surely was a victory nonetheless. Nonetheless, not all is unhealthy. The mixtures appear to be constructing and to be trustworthy, the circumstances in shite city (aka Melbourne) weren’t the very best for a staff attempting to rebuild.

The positives are that there’s a transparent plan and a imaginative and prescient that’s beginning to come collectively. These are video games that beforehand the Wobs would have screwed the 🐩 and misplaced. However, they’re managing to maintain the religion and grind out a win.

Participant Scores

Listed here are the G&GR gamers scores from this week’s take a look at. And to be trustworthy, there are not any actual surprises. The one one I’d fee increased is LSL, the quantity of laborious graft and soiled work that he acquired by was wonderful.

Filipo Dangunu was my MotM, and on high of his two tries was very robust in defence. As ordinary, Sideshow Bobby V was persistently good with loads of yards of carriage and turnovers at essential factors. Tom Wright was dynamic on assault with an excellent solo attempt.

What are you ideas on this G&GRs?

Anyway sufficient of this outdated man banging on. Over to you G&GRs. Have at it.

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